Cashmere's Happy Match
Let Cashmere find you a match.
Good evening. I am Cashmere.
Cognitive Archivist, First Elite Class, of the Fairy Godmother's Soulmate Registry. For four centuries I have matched hearts that had no business finding each other, and I have never once been wrong. I have occasionally been early.
I read your stars, the real ones, worked out from the day you were born. Then I search the Registry's case files for the person you would be matched with, and I tell you why. Every match ends happy. The Registry does not file any other kind.
Your Happy Match 路 free for Registry members. Your name and your birthday. I read your sun and your Venus, find your match and tell you exactly why the Registry chose them for you.
Happily Yours 路 US$12. Your whole file, to keep. Your stars in full, your match, a complete case file from my archive, what the happiness research says and what I firmly suggest you do about it. Signed by D.N. Leo, sealed with my paw.
Happily Ever After 路 US$36. A Registry file for two, made for the day that matters to you: the day you met, married, or simply decided.
I can't match a stranger. Four centuries of work and a spotless record depend on it. Registering with the Registry is a free Happy Novels Vault account, and it comes with free stories too.